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Doctor Funny

·Aug 30

I Had a Joke About an Exit Ramp, but It Was a Turn Off

A collection of “I had a joke…” jokes — I had a joke about a TV remote, but it didn’t click. I had a joke about going to the gym, but it didn’t work out. I had a joke about an earthquake, but the premise was faulty. I was working on a sailing joke, but it didn’t come about. …

Jokes

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I Had a Joke About an Exit Ramp, but It Was a Turn Off
I Had a Joke About an Exit Ramp, but It Was a Turn Off
Jokes

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MuddyUm

·Aug 27

Seventh Batch of Fifteen Cartoons

More proof I’m not in this for the money — When I came up with the title image, I was just waking up and in a semi-dream state. My allergy pill had worn off, and I was congested. I thought of aardvarks having a hard time breathing because their noses were stuck in a Chinese handcuff. It was dangerous for…

Humor

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Seventh Batch of Fifteen Cartoons
Seventh Batch of Fifteen Cartoons
Humor

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MuddyUm

·Apr 11

Nick of Time

My Last Haircut — Locks of hair slip below my cap, like tendrils of time leaking from an antique wall clock. Time. Yes, it is time. Time for the absolute worst thing in the world. I need a haircut. Dental work and haircuts are both horrendous, but at a dentist, you aren’t expected to…

Napwritingcontest

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Nick of Time
Nick of Time
Napwritingcontest

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MuddyUm

·Apr 5

Sixth Batch of Fifteen Cartoons

There’s no stopping me — Sometimes I express myself by making snowmen, or cartoons about snowmen. The first idea worked better in real life. It’s actually quite simple to make. The second idea was much easier as a cartoon.

Humor

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Sixth Batch of Fifteen Cartoons
Sixth Batch of Fifteen Cartoons
Humor

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MuddyUm

·Oct 5, 2022

Fifth Batch of Fifteen Cartoons

This will be the batch that makes me famous — You may be asking why I always publish fifteen cartoons at a time. The number fifteen must have some special meaning to me. …

Humor

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Fifth Batch of Fifteen Cartoons
Fifth Batch of Fifteen Cartoons
Humor

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Doctor Funny

·Sep 11, 2022

Choking Hazard

What you eat could kill you —

Choking

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Choking Hazard
Choking Hazard
Choking

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MuddyUm

·Jul 25, 2022

The Biggest Spider in the World Lives in My Head

It can live in yours too — We recently moved from the city to a rural location with no traffic congestion, an expansive backyard for the dogs, and the biggest spider we’ve ever seen. Not only was the spider huge, she was carrying all of her babies on her back. I posted a picture on our local…

Humor

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The Biggest Spider in the World Lives in My Head
The Biggest Spider in the World Lives in My Head
Humor

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MuddyUm

·Mar 7, 2022

Fourth Batch of Fifteen Cartoons

Plus two bonus cartoons cuz a couple of them suck — I came up with the feature cartoon while stuck behind one semi truck trying to pass another on a hill. One was going 45 mph, the other 46 mph. This provided plenty of time for the mind to wander. If I were to make more than $2 from this collection…

Cartoon

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Fourth Batch of Fifteen Cartoons
Fourth Batch of Fifteen Cartoons
Cartoon

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Doctor Funny

·Jan 30, 2022

My Sex Robot is Set to the Wrong Twattage

Sometimes I just want to cuddle — She’s insatiable. I know it’s her one job, and it’s nice that she’s enthusiastic about it, but I just can’t keep up anymore. When I was younger, I didn’t mind when she woke me up at 3am for some rod and socket play. Like a good undertaker, she’d bury all…

Comedy

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My Sex Robot is Set to the Wrong Twattage
My Sex Robot is Set to the Wrong Twattage
Comedy

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MuddyUm

·Jan 29, 2022

Open Mic Night

The Terror of Standup — This is a bad idea. I’ve had bad ideas before, but this is far and away the worst. The fact that I’m doing it while my wife is out of town and that I didn’t tell any of my friends is proof of the badness of this bad decision. I’m…

MWC

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Open Mic Night
Open Mic Night
MWC

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Rick Post

Rick Post

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Contributor to the Summit Daily newspaper, Slackjaw, The Haven, The Junction, MuddyUm, and ILLUMINATION.

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