Published in MuddyUm·Oct 5Member-onlyFifth Batch of Fifteen CartoonsThis will be the batch that makes me famous — You may be asking why I always publish fifteen cartoons at a time. The number fifteen must have some special meaning to me. …Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published in Doctor Funny·Sep 11Member-onlyChoking HazardWhat you eat could kill you — Choking1 min readChoking1 min readImage by un-perfekt from PixabayChoking HazardWhat you eat could kill you----2
Published in MuddyUm·Jul 25Member-onlyThe Biggest Spider in the World Lives in My HeadIt can live in yours too — We recently moved from the city to a rural location with no traffic congestion, an expansive backyard for the dogs, and the biggest spider we’ve ever seen. Not only was the spider huge, she was carrying all of her babies on her back. I posted a picture on our local…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Mar 7Member-onlyFourth Batch of Fifteen CartoonsPlus two bonus cartoons cuz a couple of them suck — I came up with the feature cartoon while stuck behind one semi truck trying to pass another on a hill. One was going 45 mph, the other 46 mph. This provided plenty of time for the mind to wander. If I were to make more than $2 from this collection…Cartoon4 min readCartoon4 min read
Published in Doctor Funny·Jan 30Member-onlyMy Sex Robot is Set to the Wrong TwattageSometimes I just want to cuddle — She’s insatiable. I know it’s her one job, and it’s nice that she’s enthusiastic about it, but I just can’t keep up anymore. When I was younger, I didn’t mind when she woke me up at 3am for some rod and socket play. Like a good undertaker, she’d bury all…Comedy1 min readComedy1 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Jan 29Member-onlyOpen Mic NightThe Terror of Standup — This is a bad idea. I’ve had bad ideas before, but this is far and away the worst. The fact that I’m doing it while my wife is out of town and that I didn’t tell any of my friends is proof of the badness of this bad decision. I’m…MWC4 min readMWC4 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Jan 19Member-onlyWhile Vacuuming, I Figured Out How to Stop Iran’s Nuclear AmbitionsJoin me next week while I shovel snow and solve the climate crisis — There’s some backstory to this, so let’s start with my dogs. Does anybody have dogs? Dogs are great, right? I love my dogs. Here’s one of my dogs.Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Dec 12, 2021Member-onlySnowmanslaughterAn abominable crime — Snow1 min readSnow1 min readImage by authorSnowmanslaughterAn abominable crime----3
Published in Doctor Funny·Nov 14, 2021Member-onlyPass the Affordable Drug ActSave ski bums from devastating self-awareness. — The Affordable Drug Act within the Build Back Better plan will be a life changer for ski bums. The average ski bum spends $1200/month on edibles and smokables. …Politics2 min readPolitics2 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Nov 10, 2021Member-onlyThird Batch of 15 Cartoons That Haven’t Made MoneyDon’t encourage me or I’ll keep drawing them — I used to work in IT, but that doesn’t mean I won’t turn on my own kind. Have you seen those commercials where they spray Febreze all over everything? Am I the only one that wonders where all the Febreze and all the odors go?Comics3 min readComics3 min read
