The Biggest Spider in the World Lives in My Head
It can live in yours too — We recently moved from the city to a rural location with no traffic congestion, an expansive backyard for the dogs, and the biggest spider we’ve ever seen. Not only was the spider huge, she was carrying all of her babies on her back. I posted a picture on our local…
Fourth Batch of Fifteen Cartoons
Plus two bonus cartoons cuz a couple of them suck — I came up with the feature cartoon while stuck behind one semi truck trying to pass another on a hill. One was going 45 mph, the other 46 mph. This provided plenty of time for the mind to wander. If I were to make more than $2 from this collection…
My Sex Robot is Set to the Wrong Twattage
Sometimes I just want to cuddle — She’s insatiable. I know it’s her one job, and it’s nice that she’s enthusiastic about it, but I just can’t keep up anymore. When I was younger, I didn’t mind when she woke me up at 3am for some rod and socket play. Like a good undertaker, she’d bury all…
While Vacuuming, I Figured Out How to Stop Iran’s Nuclear Ambitions
Join me next week while I shovel snow and solve the climate crisis — There’s some backstory to this, so let’s start with my dogs. Does anybody have dogs? Dogs are great, right? I love my dogs. Here’s one of my dogs.
Third Batch of 15 Cartoons That Haven’t Made Money
Don’t encourage me or I’ll keep drawing them — I used to work in IT, but that doesn’t mean I won’t turn on my own kind. Have you seen those commercials where they spray Febreze all over everything? Am I the only one that wonders where all the Febreze and all the odors go?